This Land Is My Land

As I drove through my little town of Holbrook, Long Island I noticed a small median area about 12X4 in area with a small sign that said “Adopt A Median.”

So, I can own this little piece of land? How do I qualify for this adoption? Do I have to guarantee it a safe and happy home with two incomes and steady employment? I don’t know.

Of course if I did this I would immediately change the name from median to Stevie GB-ville or GB Town or something. I would load it up with signs and advertisements for my upcoming shows. I may even bring a lounge chair and just tan myself with one of those silver boards to catch the rays. Some sand, a beach ball to complete the mood. It’s my land, I should be able to do whatever I want with it. Invite friends and family over. Not sure about the parking situation.

Come on down to Stevie GB’s Median. Bring an Entenmanns cake and maybe a bottle of wine. Let’s chill right there.

I kind of like the idea. I am calling right now. Stay tuned.

Daily Theme Song:
Woody Guthrie – This Land Your Land

About Stevie GB

60 year old stand up comedian from Long Island. My approach to comedy is telling the truth about being married, middle aged and living in the suburbs. I enjoy making people laugh without making them feel uncomfortable. My act is clean and clever. Featured in Newsday and on News12. Winner of the Huntington Arts Council Laff-off, 2006. 3rd place winner of LI Press Best of LI 2011, A regular on The Long Island Comedy Festival for 9 consecutive years. Opened for Dennis Miller, Louie Anderson, Kevin Pollak, Bobby Collins, Bob Nelson, Uncle Floyd, Kevin Meaney, and many more.
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4 Responses to This Land Is My Land

  1. wordsaver says:

    Amazing, You’re so funny…we had a man who put a flag on his roof and he was screaming that it is one another land…and he was doing that about three months, what a nice day

  2. dba says:

    Nice article. Great character…..

  3. dba12 says:

    Very funny you are… Nice blog…..

  4. Stevie GB says:

    Reblogged this on Suffocating In Suburbia and commented:

    Here is an oldie but a goodie

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